"you can make money doing anything! you just have to get creative! let’s say you love knitting- own a yarn shop!"
there’s your solution, millions of people living in poverty. own a fucking yarn shop. what do you mean you can’t just go out and buy/rent commercial property and found a company? what’s holding you back?? your lack of money??? more like your lack of creativity!!!
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
i am genuinely worried for our future
oh for fuck’s sake women’s magazines. EATING IS NOT AN INDULGENCE. I LITERALLY NEED FOOD TO LIVE
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
it’s also super frustrating to be on the other end of that. ‘You’re cute’ yeah but am i cute or am i cute cute?? is homo intended or is no homo intended???